The Spicy Truth Behind My Existence

As I wrap up celebrating my birthday, I spent a few minutes reflecting back on the last 50 years and feeling grateful that my parents brought me into this world. But then a startling truth jolted me awake this morning as I dressed for a new day. Its not my parents I really need to thank. Oh yes. They provided my a happy healthy home to grow up in and I didn’t go without. But my real gratitude, according to my deodorant container, should directed to Old Spice. It states on the back of the stick that “if your grandfather hadn’t worn it, you wouldn’t exist”. This would explain why all us grandsons received Old Spice cologne gift sets for Christmas every year. He was trying to keep the family tree growing.

Thanks Old Spice!